Kenny Powers Tweeted the other day about the travesty of Lindsay Lohan will be hosting Saturday Night Live for the 4th time coming up, while Aziz Ansari has hosted exactly zero times. I thought this needed graphical representation. As I am inartistic, I got back up from Josh.
Tom Haverford told us all about some of his investments tonight. They were, “the best investment ideas I’ve ever head in my life.”
Make-A-Baby Tuxedo clothing line.
A department store with a guest list.
White fur ear muffs for men.
Contact lenses that display text messages.
Invent a phone that smells good.
Own a nightclub, call it Eclipse, that’s only open for one hour two times a year. Cover charge? Five THOUSAND dollars.
Update: Some people I’m married to think that the first idea is to “make a baby tuxedo clothing line” not make a clothing line called “Make-A-Baby”. This is valid criticism, but they’re both funny.