Tiger Woods Mistress Generator

Tiger Woods’ fall from grace has been sudden and surprising. The image of a squeaky clean golfer Tiger and his team of handlers worked hard to create and protect has been shattered and we now think we know him to be quite the cad. (In reality, few of us actually do know the ‘real Tiger Woods’.) In any case, the number of women linked to Tiger ranges anywhere from 11-20, depending on who you believe, and it seems another couple surface everyday. Would you like to be one of those women? Now you can! Simply enter your name below, click ‘Fore!’ and you’ll be presented with an unimpeachable alias to use with the press. You could be on the Today Show tomorrow! At least a local radio station. (RSS subscribers Click through.)

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Name:

Fore!

Special thanks to Gareth for the idea and to Ken Eimer for helping me edit Chris McCoy’s JS (which I used for the Jersey Shore Nickname Generator).

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Tiger Woods Mistress Generator

6 Tips for Tiger Woods

This week, Bill Simmons takes on the Tiger Woods saga in a 2 part Tiger Zoo mailbag. One interesting section at the end is an extended look at the Tiger Woods/Don Draper similarities (they’re both the best and have beautiful wives, etc, etc). This list of 6 tips on how Tiger can rehabilitate his image, from PR pro turned filmmaker Dan Klores, also caught my eye. Especially #6:

1. If you can’t tell your wife the truth from the get-go, recognize immediately that you shouldn’t marry again, and that the grass isn’t always greener from the other side.
2. Hit the links, start giving huge bucks to African-American charities, show up at church, double your dose of Viagra and use it for your wife, understand “it’s never going to be the same,” see a shrink two to three times per week minimum, do Larry King, then a few weeks later do Leno.
3. Demand your money back from The Enquirer, and demand your money back from any of the girlfriends.
4. Ignore every so-called “crisis communication” expert who sought a headline by claiming you didn’t get out in front of the story, because they have obviously never been caught cheating on their wives.
5. Attend the NBA All-Star Weekend’s slam dunk contest.
6. Tell the world that Sarah Palin is an idiot so at least 52.9 percent of Americans will agree with you.

6 Tips for Tiger Woods