First, invisible sharks, and now, via The Daily What, kung fu bears. As humans, we are so, so, so, so, so totally screwed.
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Tasering at the Phillies Game
Can you imagine if this kid had died after being Tasered for running on the field at a Phillies game? I have a feeling MLB is going to ban the use of Tasers for this type of situation in the future.
UPDATE:
Oops, this one came from The Daily What. My bad.
Can You Cook A Flowchart?
So… I saw this flowchart on The Daily What.
And I thought about commas save lives:
And obviously I had to make this. There has to be a joke about articles doing something. I just don’t know what it is.
23 Year Old Guy Learning How To Ride A Bike
This video of 23 year-old Keith Haskel trying to learn how to ride a bike is as funny as it sounds.
My favorite part is the 60 year old dad helping him learn. He does the half-run on the sidewalk as Keith rides on the street, and also the running while holding the bike on the field. Dad OBVIOUSLY knows how to teach someone how to ride a bike, so I don’t know what happened.
Spoiler alert: He eventually sort of gets there.
Via The Daily What
Mars, Are You Even Trying?
I think this might be my last Olympics post for a while. I like the idea of people chanting “EARTH!EARTH!EARTH!” at the intergalactic Olympics in 2160.
Calvin & Hobbes vs Christopher Robin and Pooh
Amanda Kadatz: “Schoolyard Takedownâ€. Pictures really are worth 1,000 words, aren’t they?
Plus a bonus academic look at Calvin & Hobbes
Via The Daily What
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Ahhhahahahah. I just erased it from the internet, so if you missed it, too bad, but originally, this post was called “Calvin & Hobbes vs Timothy Robbins and Pooh. Er, yeah. Moving along.
Wu-Tang Clan Beatles Mashup
Here’s the Wu-Tang/Beatles Mashup that everyone linked to last week. It got lost in my tabs so I’m just getting to it now. It sounds pretty good and I bet if I liked the Beatles this would have suddenly become my favorite album. The cover art was done by Logan Walters who did the Wu-Tang vs Blue Note album covers from last year. You can listen to the whole album streaming or download it for free and I suggest you do.
Via Agent M Loves Tacos and The Daily What.
Bear Shark!
CollegeHumor posits a question. Is a bear shark more terrifying than a regular shark? I’m not saying whether it is or isn’t, but reasonable people may disagree.
Via The Daily What.
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