Super Precious Art Gallery Bacon and Beer Art Show

Super Precious

I think I told you a couple weeks ago about a new project I was working on, an art gallery called Super Precious with regular group shows featuring art inspired by a certain theme. Last week in conjunction with Boston Bacon and Beer Week we did a pop up opening of the latest show, art inspired by bacon and/or beer. The pieces above are just 4 of 18 pieces for the show. I’m psyched about how the art came out, psyched to get this all going. We’ve got the next couple themes planned out, I think you’ll like them. Check out superprecio.us to see (and buy) all the pieces.

Super Precious Art Gallery Bacon and Beer Art Show

Tom Haverford’s Investment Ideas

Tom Haverford told us all about some of his investments tonight. They were, “the best investment ideas I’ve ever head in my life.”

Make-A-Baby Tuxedo clothing line.
A department store with a guest list.
White fur ear muffs for men.
Contact lenses that display text messages.
Invent a phone that smells good.
Own a nightclub, call it Eclipse, that’s only open for one hour two times a year. Cover charge? Five THOUSAND dollars.

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Update: Some people I’m married to think that the first idea is to “make a baby tuxedo clothing line” not make a clothing line called “Make-A-Baby”. This is valid criticism, but they’re both funny.

Tom Haverford’s Investment Ideas

Root beer is super water.

Tom Haverford was riffing about food on Parks and Recreation and I had to transcribe it. If I knew how to use the computer, I’d just put up the clip on Youtube, but this is how I do it.

“‘Serts are what I call desserts. ‘Tretres are entrees. I call sandwiches, sannies, samdoozles, Adam Sandlers. Air conditioners are Cool Blasterz with a z, I don’t know where that came from. I call cakes, big ol’ cookies. I call noodles long ass rice. Fried chicken is fry fry chicky chick. Chicken parm is chicky chicky parm parm. Chicken Cacciatore is chicky catch. I call eggs pre-birds or future birds. Root beer is super water. Tortillas are bean blankies. And I call forks food rakes.”

Root beer is super water.