Eyeball licking fetish

Feel free to disregard this because the original source is The Daily Caller, but I guess eyeball licking is now a thing in Japan, and it’s resulted in an outbreak of pink eye.

Fans of the fetish become sexually aroused by licking their partner’s eyeballs or having their own eyeballs licked. Authorities first became aware that something was going on when kids began showing up at school wearing eye patches.

Please put this next to butt chugging, vodka tamponing, and eyeballing on the list of things maybe some kids do if they’re idiots, but most kids aren’t doing it, even if the media says they’re doing it, and this isn’t a widespread activity, even if the media says it is, and you don’t have to worry unless your kid is an idiot.

Eyeball licking fetish

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