Is it appropriate to add ‘That’s what she said’ after this sentence?
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Kottke posted this ‘that’s what she said‘ classifier by Daniel Rapp. Since I’m simple, and don’t really understand how to read Github, I don’t know quite what it does, but when I saw it, I knew what I had to do. Humor is complicated. It’s hard to know what’s funny, so in order to help you out, I came up with this little tool to help you know if you should say, “That’s what she said” after a joke (assuming you’re not Michael Scott). My friend Joe helped with the code.

var putput = function() {
fi = $(“input[name=’statement’]”).val();
if (!fi || fi === “”) { return; }
var fields = {
response: [“No.”, “No way.”, “Nope.”, “Nein.”, “Absolutely not.”, “I would never.”, “Why would you do that?”, “What’s wrong with you?”, “Not if you want to be invited back.”, “Yes. No, wait…No. Definitely not.”, “Only if I can punch you in the throat.”, “Don’t even think about it.”, “She didn’t say that, did she?”, “She would never say that. Ever. You shouldn’t either.”, “NONONONONONONONONO.”, “Your idea is stupid, you should feel terrible about it.”, “Just stop.”, “You can’t.”, “Don’t be dumb.”, “Nobody likes an asshole.”, “How about no?”, “This conversation is over.”]
var rand = function(x){return x[Math.floor(Math.random()*x.length)];};
var result = rand(fields[‘response’]);

Enter a sentence here: 

Is it OK to say, ‘That’s what she said’ after this sentence?

So there you have it. Now you know whether it’s OK to add, ‘That’s what she said’ to the end of a sentence.

Is it appropriate to add ‘That’s what she said’ after this sentence?

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