You know who is happiest about 24 ending? Mrs. Unlikely Words. She hates the show as much as I do. But without all the bloggy irony.
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“Previously on 24: The WORST episode of the season. Including those shitty ones at the beginning.”
-2 episodes in a row of water boarding!
-DB Sweeney is such a dickweed.
-So Jack Bauer is going to break Dana Walsh OUT of being tortured?
-Also, Cole dies so Dana can live, right?
-“You mean let her go?” Jack Bauer is so adamant about granting immunity to Dana Walsh. Dumb.
-Wait, where in New York are there? This is a New York I’ve never seen.
-I’m sure the guard on the roof would only have a pistol. That’s a JBKC for the body slam. Not sure why the guy got knocked out from it, though.
-Jack Bauer has been checking a lot of pulses lately. He cares when people die.
-Is this an extended intro this week? No commercials for a while.
-That’s another 3 JBKC’s. The first one when Jack Bauer shot the guy he didn’t know to save Starbuck. And that’s another JBKC. Jack Bauer is shooting EVERYONE!
-Jack Bauer is constantly giving people his world.
-He needs to prove he’s serious. I think he should rip her fingers off one by one.
-“No, right now I’m the only thing keeping you alive.”
-Freddy Prinz, Jr is short, right? Jack Bauer is Danzig short.
-This is the year people constantly underestimated Jack Bauer.
-Of all the people underestimating Jack Bauer, the Russians are the most guilty.
-Did we determine what exactly Charles Logan gains from helping the Russians?
-“You’re hurting me.” “You’ll live.” Starbuck has some issues if she’s complaining about Cole hurting her arm, 15 minutes after BEING WATERBOARDED!
-Also, Cole’s high school friend would probably notice that Starbuck looked…tortured.
-Starbuck was trying to do the right thing ever since she met Cole… I can think of a few other ways that that could have worked better.
-And now it’s even crazier to try to figure how Starbuck’s old boyfriend found her…
Any chance this new Robin Hood movie does the arrow thing from the original Robin Hood movie?
-Here are a few questions: Isn’t Chloe still in charge even if this guy is leading the manhunt? Also, no one is wondering why this guy identifies Jack Bauer and then goes to get a cell phone call? Also, is it more important to grab Jack Bauer or Starbuck?
-Now they’re able to watch Jack Bauer on the satellite in real time?
-24 consistently goes from 2001 technology to 2020 technology hour by hour.
-How many of your knew Jack Bauer was going to kill Starbuck? He gave her his word and she didn’t accept so I guess that lets him off the hook, huh?
ALMOST OVER. ALMOST OVER!