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For some reason, when I think of 24, I think of the internment camp from 2 seasons ago… Not sure why. I hate this show. I hate it a lot.

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We’ll get going below the fold at 9PM EST.

10:00 AM
-I sort of forgot about Jack Bauer stealing the helicopter.
-Holy shit. The Air Force helicopters got there in 30 seconds. 24 has gone from a narrative style of real-time action to a shitty action show.
-There’s literally no way the cops could have known what Jack Bauer looked like.
-Ethan really needs a nap. Not only did he stay up all night at age OLD, he had a heart attack a couple hours ago…
-24 is so fucking mealy mouthed. They are constantly playing both sides of the ‘ends justifies the means’ arguments. Sometimes it does, and sometimes it doesn’t. I don’t understand the message they’re trying to send to America.
10:08 AM
-I don’t know why they don’t force the Russians to sign the peace deal and then let the info out…
10:12 AM
10:16 AM
10:18 AM
-“I don’t need the chargers.” Because the phones come charged…
-Michael Madsen’s not working, why not hang on 24?
10:21 AM
-I’ve been to New York City. There’s no way ANYTHING happens in 21 minutes. This would be more believable in Syracuse.
-Is that DB Sweeney?
10:26 AM
10:30 AM
-I can’t believe that DB Sweeney and Michael Madsen are in the same episode. This is cameorific.
-This episode sucks more than usual.
-I see Ethan as standing up for principles, Red States sees him as a wimpy ninny, right? Is that what’s happening here?
10:37 AM
10:41 AM
10:45 AM
-Why is he carrying the bad guy? Also, I love how Jack Bauer checked the guys pulse after punching him. Who does he think he is, Chuck Norris? That’s a Jack Bauer Knockdown, though…
10:52 AM
-“I know you well enough.” Yeah, Jack Bauer’s known Cole for 16 years months weeks days hours.
10:54 AM
10:57 AM
-I don’t think waterboarding has ever been portrayed in primetime.
10:59 AM

Nothing happened this episode. Thanks for wasting my time. Again. I can’t wait for this to be over.