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CTU is all ‘sploded from electric bombz! ZOMG.

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4:00 AM
-“Full damage report.” How about “EVERYTHING!”
-Why is that NSA dude, Phil, working at 4AM?
-Hasan’s daughter has had a hell of a whiplash day, no?
4:08 AM
-Oh, yeah. In the previews we saw Jack Bauer kicking ass with a machine gun…
-Those other CTU dudes are definitely going to die. That’s certain.
-“That’s Jack Bauer! Ex-CTU, he was one of their best agents.” One of their best? Er…
4:12 AM
That’s more shooting than we’ve seen in a while…
4:16 AM
-“The pumps are down?” Why does CTU have pumps?
-Where did the NSA come from? They literally got there in 16 minutes? “The senior engineer” “best men”? Why were those guys working?
-Wait, those NSA guys are bad guys, right? Yes.. They’re bad.
4:18 AM
-Where the F, did those NSA guys come from in 16 minutes?
-“A fresh batch of cell phones.” Right?
-Chloe the Rhino is going to be unleashed by that NSA engineer…
-Wait, Renee is still awake? Am I the only one that realizes it’s 4 AM?
4:23 AM
4:28 AM
-The parole officer is so creepy. Creepy creepy Randy Quaid.
4:30 AM
-Chloe the Rhino. See.
-Oh yeah. There’s still a gun battle. “They’re starting to flank us.” WTF have they been waiting for?
-That CTU agent that said, “The armor’s not going to hold up” is going to beak it for everyone.
-And himself.
-And now they’re remaking Saving Private Ryan.
4:35 AM
4:39 AM
-Remember Jack Bauer and Cole are in the situation they’re in because that CTU agent couldn’t keep his shit together.
-I think the guy who plays Hasan is like 5’2″, but his hair is very big.
-Tapping directly into the trunk line is a catastrophe waiting to happen. FYI.
4:42 AM
-Is Chloe even an employee of
-Oh, I get it. If Chloe fixes the trunk line, Starbuck will get busted again.
-CAN WE PLEASE JUST AGREE THAT CTU ISN’T TALKING TO PAROLE OFFICERS DURING A CRISIS?!?!?!?!?!
4:46 AM
Hearing predictions that Chloe dies tonight. I said that would be shocking. Get it?
4:50 AM
-Hastings just gave the NSA dude a look like, “I told you.”
-Chloe getting electrocuted could happen. I could see that.
4:52 AM
-“I’m in command here, you understand?”
-Jack Bauer got shot in the bullet proof vest, what’s the big deal…
-Good thing Renee found them..
-“Still got a real good shot at finding them.” WTF, they went across the river about 40 minutes ago.
-“I’m not good with praise.”
4:56 AM
-Oh, Starbuck.
-She’s going to kill him.
-Killed.
-How long exactly can you leave a creepy parole guy in the wall?
-Oh, of course. Starbuck is the mole. That’s a pretty new plot twist. They haven’t done that in 2 seasons or something.
4:59 AM

You just. I can’t. What. No. I can’t. This show is 8 seasons old and in at least half of the seasons, the lead terrorist prevention organization in the country has had a mole. They need better fucking background checks. I can’t blame the writers, they may be totally disrespectful of me, but it’s my own fault, right? Bullshit.