This may be the best music review I’ve ever read. A sample:
1967 proved to be a turning point for the Beatlesâ€”the overwhelming lack of public interest made touring a fiscal impossibility, subsequently forcing them to focus exclusively on studio recordings. Spearheaded by the increasingly mustachioed Fake Paul, the four Beatles donned comedic Technicolor dreamcoats, consumed 700 sheets of mediocre acid on the roof of the studio, and proceeded to make Sgt. Pepperâ€™s Lonely Hearts Club Band, a groundbreaking album no one actually likes. A concept album about finding a halfway decent song for Ringo, Sgt. Pepper has a few satisfactory moments (â€œLovely Ritaâ€ totally nails the experience of almost having sex with a city employee), but this is only B+ work.