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Basically, last week didn’t do anything to make me feel better about what’s going on. Jack Bauer is almost totally out of the picture, though I’m sure he’ll make a miraculous recovery by the end of the episode. Blah blah blah. I’ll try to keep this fun for everyone, but it’s really a struggle.
Check out the last couple weeks of what we’ve been talking about.
Season 7 Episode 18
Season 7 Episode 19
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3:00 AM:
-“Don’t talk, your vocal chords are in seizure.”
-That’s 2 for Tony, huh?
-“Make sure he doesn’t lose it.” Like Jack Bauer’s a little boy.
-“I’ve made a terrible, terrible mistake.”
-This guy looks a little like Levar Burton.
3:06:
-Tony is much better than Levar Burton.
-Wow, they found the lawyer lady pretty quickly.
-The lawyer lady was giving Tony flack. “Don’t start with me.”
-Tony is pretty, but when he starts thinking, it doesn’t work for anyone.
3:19
-Webex in the hizzy!
-This scene is like the opera scene in the latest Bond.
-I hate how this ringleader guy talks slowly just to add gravity.
-I’m thinking you get shot in the abs, it hurts a lot and makes it hard to kill peeps. But you definitely start bleeding if you take a shower an hour later.
3:22
3:26
-Janice is such a patsy.
-Is Hodges going to do a reverse Kevorkian thing here?
-“Relax, Mr Hodges, you’re already dead.”
-“Muhammed this, Achmed that.” That’s sensitive, ’24’.
-Wow, they have excellent lie detection software, huh?
-“Consider the resources of the government at your disposal.”
3:34
-The President says Jack really hilariously.
-Why do they need to “Reconstitute the CTU servers?” This doesn’t make any sense. Did I miss something?
-They didn’t take the data, they just mothballed the servers?
3:37
3:41
-Tim, the field ops guy, has a lot of questions, huh?
-Jeeze, Tim, shut the hell up.
-“He was using you and Bill all along…in an effort to seize power.”
-Why exactly was Tony working with Bill and Chlow? What did he get out of that? There was just no point in it.
3:46
-Why do they need so many guys to kill this non-terrorist guy? I feel like I’m only watching half the episode and the explanations for all the stupid plot holes are in the parts I’m not watching.
-What’s bothering me is that the plot holes are just lazy. Like they wrote the show in some sort of 25 minute brainstorming session.
3:48
3:52
-The Attorney General asks Secret Service dudes to check on Chiefs of Staff?
-Aaron Pierce should rat out Olivia for exposing state secrets.
-Aaron Pierce is a world class diplomat and he knows how to defuse crazy situations.
-All political operatives are gay apparently.
-Really, Olivia? This is the guy she calls? Has she not heard of the CIA?
3:57
-“If you think your need to complain is more important….blah, blah, blah.” In any case, I feel like Garafolo should have had some ethical issues with this role.
-Tony shouldn’t be in the field. If he gets punched in the side, it’s all over for him, right?
Hey! How about that. 3 episodes in a row that sucked! Plot holes? Check! Unnecessary and lazy plot holes? Check! Jack Bauer whisper? Check! Maybe it’s me. Maybe I just don’t get it. I really need to find another show to live blog.
eh! Ton-ay
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he should be blinking morse code
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You’re damn right it’s your fault Jack. Retire!
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That’s what she said
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Well he can’t talk when you’re choking the dude
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Does anybody remember the days when Tony was just a systems analyst?
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“I’m not in the mood” I just killed this guy
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is tony about to be a triple agent?
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ALL DAY
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Purple Jesus!!
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Oh the magic two words – enemy combatant. Ding ding ding you win. No trial for you!
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I hope Dr. Claw is one of the guys on the phone
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I love the cliche “secret” guy in the shadow.
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PLEASE LET THEM DO THE PREMATURE EJACULATION JOKE
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I like how Tony takes a shower with the dead guy just chillin out there….lol.
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early next yearrrrrrr aka, next season
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YELL!!!!!
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CTU servers! It’s party time!
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please, please PLEASE let zombie edgar show up
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Cloey didnt even say I Love You !!?? Wow…
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i have a question, Does anyone know the name of the man who first approved the next attack? He was silent but typing to Trisha? Thanks!
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The guy from remember the titans? The actor is William Patton. The character is Alan Wilson according to IMDB
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The note jack just got
do you like me? (Yes) (No)
Circle One
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How the hell did Jack send her a report on her way to the FBI office? Who the hell had time to WRITE A REPORT!??
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Is Aaron still dating the former first lady?
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Janine deserves this. Lets be honest
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“We’ll make sure we notify you so you can leave the building” YES!!!
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even crazy/about to be dead jack can lay it down
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I think it will soon be revealed that Jack and Tony are aliens fighting in an intergalectic war for the right to steal DNA from right leaning Republicans. I just watched my last episode!! LOL
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YES, Chloe is Back!! She blows that other girl off the screen with her asberger powers….
Emmy time for Rajsskub !!…
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