Shortbus, 2006

If you’ve got only a small kernel about what you want your next movie to be about, you should get a collection of unknown actors and actresses and allow them to improvise storyline and dialogue in between scenes of them having sex with each other. This will get people to discuss the fact that there aren’t many feature length films that aren’t porno where the sex on the screen is really people having sex with each other as opposed to people pretending to have sex with each other. It’s possible that the resulting noise will cause people to overlook that your movie isn’t very good, and is, in fact, not much more than a feature length film about and featuring people having sex with each other.

Shortbus, 2006

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