Via a reader email to Talking Points Memo: Regardless of which side of the political fence you’re on, you have to admire this type of personal animosity:
My next-door neighbor is a life-long Democrat who has spent the last 20 years as a registered Republican. He switched his registration just so he could vote against Arlen in the GOP primaries. When Arlen switched to the Democrats, so did my neighbor. I have disliked many a politician but have never been tempted to switch parties to get another opportunity to vote against him an extra time.
If you remember this summer, one of the crazies leading the charge against this year’s Census was Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann. However, in the last couple months she’s taken a backseat in the anti-Census after realizing that Minnesota is one of the states at risk of losing a seat in Congress after population shifts are calculated. And which Minnesota seat would be cut? Apparently, Bachmann’s:
The really fun fact, as I’ve learned from Minnesota experts, is that Bachmann’s district would likely be the first to go if the state lost a seat. The other seats are all fairly regular-shaped, logical districts built around identifiable regions of the state (Minneapolis, St. Paul, the Iron Range, and so on). Bachmann’s district is made of what’s left over after such a process, twisting and turning from a small strip of the Wisconsin border and curving deep into the middle of the state. As such, the obvious course of action if the state loses a seat is to split her district up among its neighbors.
Photo by Flickr user caribbSo, because the most recent al-Qaeda dipshit tried to light a firecracker on a plane, we’re not forbidden to get up or hold anything on our laps during the last hour of a flight:
â€œAmong other things,â€ the statement on Air Canadaâ€™s Web site read, â€œduring the final hour of flight customers must remain seated, will not be allowed to access carry-on baggage, or have personal belongings or other items on their laps.â€
The suspect in the Friday attempt, identified as Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, 23, tried to ignite his incendiary device in the final hour of the flight while the plane was descending into Detroit.
We all recognize that this is beyond stupid, right? We’re letting al-Qaeda write our flight security regulations by proxy. Whatever they do, we overreact: shoes, liquids, laps. At some point, will Americans get fed up and stop flying?
We just might have the stupidest legislature on Earth:
The Democratsâ€™ health care bill would generally require insurers to provide preventive treatment recommended by the expert panel, the United States Preventive Services Task Force. But lawmakers in both parties made clear that they wanted doctors to decide when a mammogram is medically necessary and that insurers should be required to cover the cost if the procedure is needed.
â€œThereâ€™s much discussion about whether or not you should get a particular service at a particular age,â€ Ms. Mikulski said during the floor debate. â€œWe donâ€™t mandate that you get a service. We leave that up to a decision made with the woman and her doctor.â€
Republicans, in Ms. Murkowskiâ€™s amendment and in a separate amendment by Mr. Vitter, specifically sought to set aside the task force recommendations on mammograms and to bar the federal government from relying on the findings. Mr. Vitterâ€™s amendment was adopted without a vote on Wednesday night.
That’s right. By law, we can’t follow the guidelines of an independent, scientific, medical commission. God help us.
Photo by Flickr user ChuckHolton Rep. John Shadegg (R-Moron) makes the case against civilian trials for accused terrorists:
“I saw the mayor of New York said today, ‘We’re tough. We can do it.’ Well, Mayor, how are you going to feel when it’s your daughter that’s kidnapped at school by a terrorist?” Shadegg said.
“How are you going to feel when it’s some clerk — some innocent clerk of the court — whose daughter or son is kidnapped? Or the judge’s wife? Or the jailer’s little brother or little sister? This is political correctness run amok,” he continued.
Isn’t this actually an argument against ever trying any criminal anywhere in a court? If the very presence of an accused criminal in a city is a threat to its citizens, shouldn’t we just do without trials and, like, shoot our criminals into space?
Or maybe it’s only super evil terrorists who can, under armed guard in a courtroom, kidnap the mayor’s daughter. Honest to God, the Republicans think Khalid Sheikh Mohammed is Magneto.
(I would like to note that I wrote this post before Ezra wrote his.)